Adjustments

I think it's safe to say you've gotten used to a new place and a new culture when you get used to the following:

1) Your own language now sounds foreign to you.

2) You no longer know what to do with a knife.

3) You can eat anything with a spoon.

4) A constant state of confusion is the norm of your life.

5) Elephants walking down the street doesn't seem strange to you.

6) A fried egg seems boring without rice to go with it.

7) You see four cows in the back of a pickup truck and you don't think twice about it.

8) You see many strange vehicles and all you think is, "How can I get one of those?"

9) You learn that the phrases "Maybe," "Up to you," and "OK" can solve any situation.

10) You've forgotten what it feels like to be cold.

This is Thailand.